@0u7law "Lincoln wiped on Opera" xD

And ofcourse : Lembi Hasselhoff xD

It are arena tiemz!!! :D

"If you are what you eat, Justin Bieber is a black cock." xD

"Wedding rehearsal." #metaphorformasturbating

"Doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups." #metaphorformasturbating

"Punching your way into heaven." #metaphorformasturbating

Yawn. Back from school.

Sleepy bi-polar bastard is sleepy.

http://home.comcast.net/~jptillman/stonecutter.html - Awesome story.

Surfing on YouTube with iPod due to another rude interference with my cable connection. :|

@JoshSpeed Pulp Fiction & Snatch. :D

I lol'd hard : http://funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/6709/THATS+RACIST/

"You still play WoW? Me:"Yeah. What do you play?" Him:"CS 1.6" Hes been playing that 4 years. Hypocrite.-.-

Got lost in funnyjunk again :|

@0u7laW Want that shit. I should get a graphics card for birthday so I'll see :D

Waiting to go home :P Boring ass class.

Weird ass dreams 0.o

I think I should go see Alice in wonderland. :/

Sasuke is too blind : http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/252139/So+Blind/ @HEdesign :D

Sitting in hardware class. Boring as fuck.

Going to school.

"Cover me with chocolate and throw me into the lesbians."

Hunter 70. PvP gear for priest done. Double xp is great :)

@HEdesign Priest dinged 80. Making my 78 PvP gear. Argent C is exalted. Got a sweet ring. :D

Gary Jules - Mad world.mp3 :'(

I found 2 little LED flashlights ^^ Awesome

Need a short 6 hour nap. :D

Changed my opinion on Pulp Fiction. To the better. I lol'd SO fucking much!!!

Everybody! Watch Pulp Fiction! NOW! Best movie of all time!

@0u7laW Yeah, your mom. :D

Came back from a wild birthday with my knuckles bleeding :D

@HEdesign is a faggot times 2. We all know the fleshlights were invented for guys like you!

@HEdesign You little boy think your lyrics are whack. But all you need is one little slap and you'll be lying on your back.

@HEdesign Ha ha that was that was fun! Now shut the fuck up before I pull out my gun.

Came home from school and the sun is shining. I'm here sitting on Twitter and rhyming. @HEdesign 's a fag, you know I aint lying.

Sleep tiem?! Yah!

Sleep! Must hear and obey... O.o

Already yawning.

@HEdesign Again I fucked up! I'm sorry :(

I should take a shotgun to school and start shooting at everyone...FOR THE LULZ!!

Gonna go hunting for some Z's. Must build traps!

@JoshSpeed you're both :D

Yawnin n shite.

Amaizing how mornic some teenagers can be. And @JoshSpeed Wut?

Stomach pain brought me home ongolden wings.

Sitting in class. Feel a little odd. :/

Updated my current music library with some old favourites. Toto - Africa and Dogzilla - Frozen. Last one makes me sad and depressed as fuck.

Fat bitch shovels snow once a week and thinks he's hot shit.

Home

@JoshSpeed Lmao :D /pass

Remembering awkward shit makes you feel weird and uncomfortable :D

Feel like grease :D

Woke up just now

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP." - WIN!

"you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped." #whenigothigh

"When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins." #whenigothigh

I wish I had a terminal illness so I could tell everyone how I feel before I die.

Going outside again :3

@JoshSpeed You do mean LSD ,right? :D

The lock has been broken. Smeagol we see FREEDOM!!! :O

@JoshSpeed BABY DONT HURT MEH! DON'T HURT MEH. NO MOAR!

@JoshSpeed I don't know you anymore... :O :D

@JoshSpeed /care :D

@JoshSpeed Waterpipe should do it.

Sleepy and dreamy. It's like getting smacked in the head with a burnt herring on your porch in the early morning :/

I is reding sum gud literatur cz I want 2 b smard liek pofesser or smthing. Lol k?

@0u7laW NO I DONT WATCH SOUTH PARK :@

@JoshSpeed Charge away. I ain't coming to a server with 12x rates :D

@JoshSpeed Umm all my other friends are here+Online friends + 3 level 80 chars with 1 more coming+A guild to take care of. So naah. :D

I liek fish sticks o.O

@JoshSpeed Update to 3.3.2 and change your realmlist to OmegaWoW. Have fun :)

@HEdesign Busted with cigs :D I also quit...

Home. Probably going to be locked up this weekend too.

Harr yarr. Or something.

Itz shower tiem!!!

I ain't got anything to tweet about ATM so I'll just leave this here...

Punk ass bitchz n' whatnot. Whatever that meant. I need to do my electrotech homework :(

Slow internet is slow. My zoo-necro-pedo sister is downloading some weird shitz. :/

Got some sleep. :) Gotta wash the filter in my turtles aquarium.

Leatherworking is actually fun despite my first looks on it. :)

@0u7laW It funny when you think what he did...wait what was I saying I think I got sidetracked :D

Nigga what the fuck is juice? I want some grape drink baby! It purple. :D

@HEdesign Congratulations, dude! :D

Yawn. STV gets boring after the 500th time.

Gonna read a little and then off to bed.

@HEdesign @0u7laW I only like the videos he reviews. He himself is nothing more than a random guy who adds empty commentary to them. :/

@JoshSpeed Apparently. You do. :D:D

Finished my Hardware homework. Gotta revise a little English too.

Doing my Hardware class homework.

At school. Long day. Watching @RayWJ in class with some classmates

It's fucking cold. Oh lawds :D

@0u7laW :D lawl

@0u7laW If you think that's sick. Have a look : http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/218039/Goofy+Time/

Q: What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds. A: There's 20 of them. :D:D:D:D:D

@0u7laW I'm not masturbating my ego. I'm just SO FABULOUS!

Oh. I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

@0u7laW Sorry man. I forgot that shit last time. Here. Take some of this shit. /gives a shit :D

@0u7laW Yeah man I still have some of that shit. You want some of this shit?