Didn't have time to take a pic of my FOTD... shame since it looks awesome with Blue Flame mineral e/s

@danalajeunesse Wow, that person is dumb. So MUAs in countries with little to no Asian populations can't be good MUAs? Horrible logic.

@Drroxxette YESSS lol

swatched blue flame mineralize e/s, ughh it's so gorgeous wet. -jizzgasm-

**mineralize e/s. Because apparently there is a reg Blue Flame e/s

I think I am going to use blue flame e/s tommorow. I've only used it once and I forget how gorgey it is

LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJDlcaEIL1I

I hate when fashion photographs have these skinny bitches posing with partially eaten food, as if they just took a bite. Fuck that shit.

fuckin fuck that. wow. yes?

Product placement much?

I won't even say I'd go lez for Lady Gaga. I AM lez, only for Gaga.

A white and medium pink liquid liner pen? I am intrigued

Tempted http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P257108&shouldPaginate=true&categoryId=5971

Woot woot! RT @tokidoki: just launched at Sephora.com - tokidoki cosmetics! http://tinyurl.com/yeyns5b

I love overhearing covos at the gym. Lady: "I don't need pockets, I have fat rolls." -sticks ipod under muffin top- Me: LOLOLOL

Also, why is the food network always on at the gym?!?!

There were like 5 TVs with baskin robbin comercials at the gym. Fail

T

Roid rageeee

If your life was a sitcom or reality TV show, what would it be called?

GOING TO LE GYM. And stuff. Obv going to tweet there because I am an asshole doucheface

Oh wow, that's horrible http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_lesbian_prom_date

I didn't take my phone to school, and I just woke up from my nap, so I haven't tweeted alllll daay. How is everyone? :]

Brrr my fingers are freezy feeling. Kind of like fishsticks. Except, you know. Made of human flesh.

@BlancheBabcock Oooh that show looks good, I want to watch it.

Okay, I lied, one more tweet before I sleep. I know it's bad, but this person I know got plastic surgery, and I can't look at her the same.

http://twitpic.com/17v5ym - Oh, but before I sleep, I love how between @vintageortacky and @JeffreeStar I get the loveliest cascade of pink

SLEEP. TIME. YES. That is the time now, not another time, but right now. The time in which I sleep. Yes. Ok.

Annoyance; when people feed their pets (unhealthy and not petsafe) human food.

Creepy crimper creep cripe crap

I love accents. Like. really.

Seriously. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcGKHC0Rh8 "I look like a hushpuppy". Holy jesus.

Im smothering my laughter into a pillow because @balloonshop makes me laugh too loudly

OMG GUYS, LMAO http://bit.ly/dkcc0c

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/typoh9-1.png -snort-

LMAO RT: @MyAnnoyances: The next gathering. 789 2: Shaycarl and the Chamber of Secrets.

@KamiAteYourSoul Woot!

harharhar

@TeapotTV they were asking if you wanted to get flogged by a midget.

It seems like everyone is having a bad day today :(

My shoulder is incredibly sore.

Scoreeeee!

I ate waffles for breakfast! :D

@CassieBrianna Uh. Yum

I was about to sing these song lyrics, but realised if I did, I would sound like a total lez. So what do I do? Sing them anyways :)

@JosefScarlette LMAO who goes around telling people that?

Tombo is adorable xD

DAMNIT this movie is so good

I want to live in a Miyazaki Film

Watching Kiki's Delivery Service. I love this movie. http://www.veoh.com/collection/kikisdeliveryservicemovie/watch/v807912mxstBxnt

My dog makes moose noises o__o

@CatThrax Haha yeah,but even those don't really work as well as applying the actual lid/crease/highlight color yourself

LOL this guy who I was friends with in like, 5th grade friended me on FB.

There is no magical e/s that you sweep on that gives you a highlight color, crease definition, plus lid color. It would be cool if there was

When people ask "what are you wearing on your eyes?" I get the impression they think it is 1 shadow, 2 at most. It's actually more like 5.

Do you guys get annoyed when people ask you where you got your makeup/what you're wearing, because you're like "dude, it's so much... "

I'm in the mood for cereal. Like honey bunches of oats.

@jenthehell LOL I will

@jenthehell LOL. Nah he's ok, albiet a bit of a know it all sometimes. Besides, his grade is only like 1% higher

Hmm I have the 2nd highest grade in the class :)

@misformazing cock allll over yo' shoes

SEX AND GOLD

@RayWJ the bottom of my freezer.

I'm jealous too; I only have a stinky dog RT: @spudcheyne: I am so very jealous now that I don't have a cuddle buddy @pagttotw @wh0eversheis

OMG THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF POKEMON EVER http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeabXZIUzuk

Apparently everyone on Twitter/Youtube associates me with pokemon. HAHAHA

@lmowbray idk. I just felt like telling you something.

@lmowbray yes ._.

@lmowbray Fiddlesticks

This dress was originally $50. It goes on ebay for up to $100. How much did I pay for it? $25. Booyah. http://bit.ly/dyThSS

grrr frustration

I NEED to buy the NARS e/s duos in Sugarland and Eurydice, stat.

@JosefScarlette ooh I want to look for it next time I go to sephora!

@JosefScarlette oh haha I meant the mufe color xD

@JosefScarlette ooh what color is it?

@soundlyawake yes

I have lunchables in my fridge.

@jenthehell growl

Snarl

So I succesfully wrote the worst essay of my life. I shit you not. Sleep time now, glad it's over.

@BillerTheKiller Spell my username right, you skank :D

@CassieBrianna Haha pretty much :<

@CassieBrianna I might buy them if I had a million dollars to spare. But I don't, so no.

Would you pay $75/£49 for these? D: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-Accessories-LES-TROMPE-L%27OEIL-DE-CHANEL-89753

@KamiAteYourSoul I know! I want her to do a tutorial on those nails

@KamiAteYourSoul http://twitpic.com/17b9ox - Pretty! :)

@KamiAteYourSoul srsly. Maybe she put them on for the tutorial, and took them off right after?

@KamiAteYourSoul SRSLY I saw the nails at the end, I want themmm O:

Watched Michelle's Phan new video, I was SO distracted by her nails. I was like "HOLY SHIT. Now that is some nail art O: "

My friend's mom writes lesbian romance novels. Best mom ever? I think so.

@queenofblending I want to do an oscar tutorial, but just to throw everyone off, it will actually be oscar the grouch inspired.

So I'm going to say, hands down, the "my lips but better" gloss for me is Stila Lipglaze Blackberry. Its AWESOME and smells delish

@macNC40 I love those too! Plus original and salt and vinegar

HOORAY FOR INDUSTRIAL SIZE BAGS OF KETTLE CHIPS

Going to Cosco. Hooray, buying too many things we don't need!

Holy crap! http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/playback/playback-106/1392129

@lmowbray http://twitpic.com/172p8m - GIRLLLL YOU WORK THAT CLEAVE.

It's really awkward to see Dakota Fanning dancing around in a corset and panties http://bit.ly/aL4mPI

@ANDREWRICHIE I love that picture of Raquel Reed

@TeapotTV Hot and scrambled with some eggs.